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Funny Kansas Quotes By Ichiro Suzuki: August in Kansas City is hotter than two

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock. — Ichiro Suzuki

Funny Kansas Quotes By Margo Kingston: If Australia is attacked, it's no longer terrorism.

If Australia is attacked, it's no longer terrorism. We have invaded Iraq. Iraq, or its new allies, have every right to attack back. — Margo Kingston

Funny Kansas Quotes By Leonard Ravenhill: Never have so many left so much to

Never have so many left so much to so few. — Leonard Ravenhill

Funny Kansas Quotes By Joel Osteen: Will build you up, people who will celebrate

Will build you up, people who will celebrate your victories, not people who will criticize and be jealous any time you succeed. — Joel Osteen

Funny Kansas Quotes By Kaje Harper: You've been all black and white, like Kansas.

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

Funny Kansas Quotes By Jerry Coleman: And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Kansas Quotes By Naguib Mahfouz: I believe society has a right to defend

I believe society has a right to defend itself, just as the individual has the right to attack that with which he disagrees. — Naguib Mahfouz

Funny Kansas Quotes By Rossana Condoleo: Being giving is a big quality. Being too

Being giving is a big quality. Being too giving is a big mistake! — Rossana Condoleo

Funny Kansas Quotes By W. Bruce Cameron: Kansas is a piece of real estate that

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth. — W. Bruce Cameron

Funny Kansas Quotes By Tom Robbins: Was it wife soup and husband soup on

Was it wife soup and husband soup on the Other Side? Or was it simply soup? — Tom Robbins