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Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. — Dominic Chianese

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement. — Sam Argent

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. — Emma Chase

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd — John Wagner

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. — Issa Rae

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. — Rosanna Arquette

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. — J.M. Barrie

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete. — Whitney Cummings

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny — Stanley Victor Paskavich

There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? — Kirsty Greenwood

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them. — Victoria Chang

The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" — Henny Youngman

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny. — Agatha Christie

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' — Anna Torv

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room. — Unknown

Oh, god ... " I whimper. "I haven't done anything yet, baby," Colton growls. "I know," I pant. "I was just saying your name. — Jasinda Wilder

There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!' — Lena Dunham

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny? — Salman Rushdie

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny. — Dick Cavett

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve. — Steve Coogan

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz