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Funny Just Giving Quotes By Steven Wright: I rented a lottery ticket. I won a I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. Steven Wright
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to own an ant farm but I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. Steven Wright
Funny Just Giving Quotes By J.C. Reed: Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. J.C. Reed
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Bob Hope: The Concorde is great. It gives you three The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage. Bob Hope
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Caleb Followill: You can't make someone love you, all you You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in — Caleb Followill
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: Operator! Give me the number for 911! Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I have always been told that I was I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Franklyn Ajaye: Don't try to give a funny opinion; give Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. — Franklyn Ajaye
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Sarah Silverman: When God gives you AIDS - and God When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Jay Mark D. Saga-ad: Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Lev Grossman: Though the funny thing about never being asked Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Adam Carolla: Should women be on any pills besides birth Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet? Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet? — Natasha Leggero
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Ron Richards: My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there. — Ron Richards
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Questlove: It's a funny word, persistence. It means not It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time. — Questlove
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Tallulah Bankhead: I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Ronald Reagan: But I also happen to be someone who But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Alan Perlis: When someone says, "I want a programming language When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Shia Labeouf: If you're tired of starting over, stop giving If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Barbara Woodhouse: I have caught more ills from people sneezing I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Helen Gurley Brown: Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Catullus: Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Sofia Vergara: Accents are funny. It sets me apart from Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity. — Sofia Vergara
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Derek Thompson: Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Bauvard: Every culture has some ritual for joining two Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Bruce White: Friends are what God gives you to make Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Magic Johnson: On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Rachel Vincent: The moment the door opened I knew an The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent
Funny Just Giving Quotes By Wim Crouwel: Living with computers gives funny ideas. Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel