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I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.
— George H. W. Bush
Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.
— Lauren London
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
— Edmund S. Muskie
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
— Jeff Daniels
Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.
— Scott Adams
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
— Bill Bailey
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.
— Natalie Portman
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
— Alan Davies
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
— Dennis Miller
We lead in exporting jobs.
— Dan Quayle
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".
— Mitch Hedberg
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become.
— Nathan Fillion
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.
— Frank Bruno
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
— Doug Stanhope
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'
— Conan O'Brien
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
— Sarah Silverman
The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.
— Steve Jobs