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Funny Job Work Quotes By Jeff Daniels: There's not a single job in this town.

There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week. — Jeff Daniels

Funny Job Work Quotes By Malcolm Bradbury: With sociology one can do anything and call

With sociology one can do anything and call it work — Malcolm Bradbury

Funny Job Work Quotes By Vin Scully: It's a mere moment in a man's life

It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game. — Vin Scully

Funny Job Work Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to work at a health food

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright

Funny Job Work Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: After you get a job and before you

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Job Work Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The best way to appreciate your job is

The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay. — Oscar Wilde

Funny Job Work Quotes By Lia Habel: Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in

Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in one night! This was going to be a diary entry for the ages. — Lia Habel

Funny Job Work Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: He'd make her work so hard that a

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Job Work Quotes By Alan Davies: A foolproof plan for not getting a job

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops. — Alan Davies

Funny Job Work Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I changed the face of comedy. I used

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Funny Job Work Quotes By Jodi Picoult: I'd like to say that this time I'd

I'd like to say that this time I'd kill myself too..but I've never had that kind of courage. — Jodi Picoult

Funny Job Work Quotes By Ken Bruen: Expect nothing, and by Christ, you're entitled to

Expect nothing, and by Christ, you're entitled to even less. — Ken Bruen

Funny Job Work Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Job Work Quotes By Asoka Nimal Jinadasa: Learning to ride a bicycle is easy once

Learning to ride a bicycle is easy once you stop worrying about falling off — Asoka Nimal Jinadasa

Funny Job Work Quotes By Dennis Miller: A good rule of thumb is if you've

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error. — Dennis Miller