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I'm an actor's director. I love it when talented actors can bring characters to life. — Fred Durst

A system under which it takes three men to check what one is doing is not control; it is systematic strangulation. — Hyman Rickover

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper

Always when you are about to say anything, first weigh it in your mind; for with many the tongue outruns the thought. — Isocrates

Saints are simply men and women who have fulfilled their natural obligation which is to approach God. — Evelyn Waugh

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

Today the outlandish becomes routine overnight. The humorist is trying to say that it's still outlandish. — William Zinsser

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

You've got to keep looking for them, even after you find them. Otherwise, you'll lose them. — Pleasefindthis

Music isn't fragile. — David Byrne

Zeb was kindergarten teacher
a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper

I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

The more a man loves, the more he suffers. The sum of possible grief for each soul is in proportion to its degree of perfection. — Henri Frederic Amiel

REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor. — Rick Bayan

Events, time, forms, all propel the inner plot within each of us. — Vanna Bonta

It is not easy to express the inexpressible, he answered with a laugh. — Arthur Conan Doyle

It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Derek Jameson

I wanted to live in a house with walls painted in various shades of blue and green, instead of the eggshell hue that screamed renter. — Tayari Jones

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England. — Mark Roberts