Funny James Patterson Quotes: top 23 famous quotes about Funny James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny James Patterson quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Tina Brown: It's almost as if Putin is brilliant, really

It's almost as if Putin is brilliant, really - he's outfoxing Obama all the time. — Tina Brown

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: me in bed - with a honeymoon present.

me in bed - with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Joyce Meyer: Excellence is going the extra mile.

Excellence is going the extra mile. — Joyce Meyer

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid,

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could
have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: A classroom . People trying to stick me

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Johnny Depp: If it's called a selfie, why are there

If it's called a selfie, why are there people in it? — Johnny Depp

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Debasish Mridha: The beauty of life does not reside in

The beauty of life does not reside in certainty or conformity. It resides in the infinite possibilities of uncertainty. — Debasish Mridha

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't

I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just - way hot."
Fang — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,( ... )"It's
a Maxocracy. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Billy Casper: Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game.

Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game. — Billy Casper

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Athanasius: Jesus that I know as my Redeemer cannot

Jesus that I know as my Redeemer cannot be less than God. — Athanasius

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: The funny thing about facing imminent death is

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Stefan Zweig: All office workers are afraid of being late

All office workers are afraid of being late for work. — Stefan Zweig

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: So you have your price. Your soul for

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple. — J.K. Rowling

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Isn't it funny how just changing your location

Isn't it funny how just changing your location changes your perspective? — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction? — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By Brian Staveley: Triste lay in a heap, her dress hitched

Triste lay in a heap, her dress hitched up around her thighs, whimpering and shuddering until Gwenna shifted to kick her ungently in the head. — Brian Staveley

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: They call me, The Sharkalator

They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson

Funny James Patterson Quotes By James Patterson: Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm

Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson