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Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By John Green: You will not kill my girlfriend today, International

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Dorothee Solle: What is important is not what someone is

What is important is not what someone is but what he is waiting for. Not the events of life but its possibilities. — Dorothee Solle

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Fernando De Rojas: When one door closes, fortune will usually open

When one door closes, fortune will usually open another. — Fernando De Rojas

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: The funny part about Islam is; even if

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Bruce Feiler: No one aspires to be the person who

No one aspires to be the person who handles this kind of situation well. And we don't always handle it well. — Bruce Feiler

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: Don't plead with anyone if you were not

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By David Leslie: It is expensive to start from scratch though.

It is expensive to start from scratch though. — David Leslie

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Walt Kelly: Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow

Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent. — Walt Kelly

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Joanne Harris: Was it my fault that I got out

Was it my fault that I got out of hand?
--Loki — Joanne Harris

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Robert B. Parker: Sartre claimed that hell is other people," I

Sartre claimed that hell is other people," I said. "He never saw no TV game show," Hawk said. — Robert B. Parker

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By John Green: The thought of you being removed from the

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. — John Green

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Mina Bissell: You take [mammary] cells, you put them in

You take [mammary] cells, you put them in a dish, and within three days ... they don't make milk. They completely forget. — Mina Bissell

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Paul Kalanithi: The root of disaster means a star coming

The root of disaster means a star coming apart. — Paul Kalanithi

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By R. Alan Ferguson: The roads we walk throughout our lives, are

The roads we walk throughout our lives, are but fine threads in the tapestry of the universe. — R. Alan Ferguson

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Melina Marchetta: I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring. — Melina Marchetta

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Lauren Bjorkman: Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother

Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding — Lauren Bjorkman

Funny It's Not My Fault Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: I think I must admit so fair a

I think I must admit so fair a guest when it asks entrance to my heart. — Charlotte Bronte