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You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
— John Green
What is important is not what someone is but what he is waiting for. Not the events of life but its possibilities.
— Dorothee Solle
When one door closes, fortune will usually open another.
— Fernando De Rojas
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
No one aspires to be the person who handles this kind of situation well. And we don't always handle it well.
— Bruce Feiler
Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
It is expensive to start from scratch though.
— David Leslie
Was it my fault that I got out of hand?
--Loki — Joanne Harris
--Loki — Joanne Harris
Sartre claimed that hell is other people," I said. "He never saw no TV game show," Hawk said.
— Robert B. Parker
You take [mammary] cells, you put them in a dish, and within three days ... they don't make milk. They completely forget.
— Mina Bissell
The root of disaster means a star coming apart.
— Paul Kalanithi
The roads we walk throughout our lives, are but fine threads in the tapestry of the universe.
— R. Alan Ferguson
I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.
— Melina Marchetta
Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding
— Lauren Bjorkman
I think I must admit so fair a guest when it asks entrance to my heart.
— Charlotte Bronte