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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. — Anne Burack Sayre

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

Act your age, not your shoe size. — Prince

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers