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I'm meeting the attic before I meet the girl. — Colleen Hoover

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' — Adam Ferrara

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him. — Bill Hader

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. — Kate Avery Ellison

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms. — Rodney Dangerfield

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it. — Judith Chambers

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Maxon: "To be clear, no one agrees with you."
America: "To be clear, I don't care. — Kiera Cass

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts. — C.J. Roberts

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Here's the thing. I met this girl, this beautiful woman who's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's funny, and brave — Denise Grover Swank

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.' — Mike Birbiglia

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her! — Missy Elliot

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum

A funny and insightful read, which every single girl can relate to. — Take A Break

I like girls to be wild but at the same time beautifully brought up and very funny. — Karl Lagerfeld

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you. — Louis Sachar

Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her ... — Daniel Tosh

It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them? — Jean Rhys

Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge. — Kate Rothwell

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge. — Confucius

I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl. — Niecy Nash

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great. — Roselee Goldberg

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. — Sarah Silverman

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive. — Jerry Smith

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. — Katy Perry

It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. — Libba Bray

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. — Jen Kirkman

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night — Barbra Streisand

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl. — Emmanuelle Chriqui

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice. — Julie Benz

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. — Lea Michele

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity. — Sofia Vergara