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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.
— L.A. Weatherly
Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
— Pauly Shore
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.
— Gene Wilder
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories.
— Susannah Mansfield
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
— Oscar Wilde
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The only real significance she had attached to the memory was that it was funny what stuck with you.
— David Foster Wallace
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.
— Rachel Vincent
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
— Lewis Black
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
— Cloris Leachman
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidenceand punishes those who do. — Peter Boghossian
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
— Darynda Jones
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.
— Kelley R. Martin
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
— Jerry Coleman
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.
— Neil Gaiman
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
— Ricky Schroder
It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.
— Richard Marx
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
Imogene always sitson the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
— Zach Galifianakis
