Funny Ironing Quotes
Collection of top 15 famous quotes about Funny Ironing
Funny Ironing Quotes & Sayings
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I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
There are all kinds of ways of being unfaithful, not the worst of them with your body.
— Betty Jane Wylie
No one knows how talented you are until you show them.
— Michele Gauthier
Cash is cold comfort under these circumstances. But make no mistake about it; It is some comfort.
— Georgette Mosbacher
I mean, look how many musicians have come through and played beside me, and I'm workin' and they're not.
— Luther Allison
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
— Billy Mays
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
— Phyllis Diller
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
— Mignon McLaughlin
Success is when reality catches up to your imagination.
— Simon Sinek
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
— Henny Youngman
Grief is characterized much more by waves of feeling that lessen and reoccur, it's less like stages and more like different states of feeling.
— Meghan O'Rourke
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, yadda yadda yadda.
— Robert Jackson Bennett