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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

Life is about more that quotes about life — John Chaplin

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all — William McGregor Robson

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

He was still furious at Quinn, but they were - literally - all in the same boat now. — Michael Grant

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away. — Seanan McGuire

This last one is greener, it must be sweeter. — Nor Sanavongsay

You always imagine everything will go so smoothly in the Olympic season. — Ashley Wagner

Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided. — Rachel Cohn

Love is metaphysical gravity. — R. Buckminster Fuller

I wish I had a stand-in for real life. Can you imagine having someone walk through your day to make sure everything's fine before it's your turn? — Lygia Day Penaflor

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better. — Gillian Flynn

A lot of women feel like they should be enjoying motherhood, they should be fulfilled and shouldn't be thinking, 'I wish I didn't have to do this.' — Sophie Hannah

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog. — Holly Hood

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

I love nothing and that is the true cause of my ennui. — Marie Anne De Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise Du Deffand

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

On your very worst, most rebellious, and most faithless day, you can run into the holy presence of your heavenly Father and he will not turn you away. — Paul David Tripp

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious. — Don Roff

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are. — William Faulkner

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett

My sense of divine brings with it a strange sound of music with its glories, a marvellous melody sounding like a multitude of flutes. — Paul Twitchell

The icy sword of the square-toed one had cut off his breath and left his hands in a pose of agonizing protest. — Zora Neale Hurston

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Home's where the people you love are. It's about finding the things that matter to you, and holding on to them and taking care of them. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

Art is only worth what people will pay for it. Artists do not get paid by the hour. — Jack White

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso