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Funny Irish Quotes By Kyle Adams: First, I'm going to teach you how to

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

Funny Irish Quotes By Frank Carson: The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost

The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid. — Frank Carson

Funny Irish Quotes By Judy Collins: Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges

Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges — Judy Collins

Funny Irish Quotes By Whitney K.E.: Kate giggled. "Excellent choice.""I always make excellent choices.""I

Kate giggled. "Excellent choice."
"I always make excellent choices."
"I don't know about that."
"Of course I do. I picked ye, didn't I? — Whitney K.E.

Funny Irish Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Irish Quotes By Frank Carson: My Irish mate told me, if you file

My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p. — Frank Carson

Funny Irish Quotes By Gary Sinise: My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. — Gary Sinise

Funny Irish Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half

I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie. — Cuthbert Soup

Funny Irish Quotes By Frank Carson: Did you know you can have an Irish

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson

Funny Irish Quotes By John Pentland Mahaffy: In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs. — John Pentland Mahaffy