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Funny Intercourse Quotes By Stephen King: I was being paid to do what I

I was being paid to do what I loved, and there's no gig on earth better than that; it's like a license to steal. — Stephen King

Funny Intercourse Quotes By James Russell Lowell: The quiet tenderness of Chaucer, where you almost

The quiet tenderness of Chaucer, where you almost seem to hear the hot tears falling, and the simple choking words sobbed out. — James Russell Lowell

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Charles Darwin: What a book a devil's chaplain might write

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature! — Charles Darwin

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Lynn Anderson: Faith is not always about having positive emotional

Faith is not always about having positive emotional feelings toward God or life. — Lynn Anderson

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Lord Chesterfield: Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable. — Lord Chesterfield

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Dannika Dark: So I flirt with disaster once or twice.

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Frank Sinatra: You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass. — Frank Sinatra

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Omar Bongo: Do not forget that the Arab countries, starting

Do not forget that the Arab countries, starting with Algeria and Egypt, are the ones that have paid the heaviest toll because of Islamic terror. — Omar Bongo

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Anonymous: Is there a Henry in the world who

Is there a Henry in the world who could be insensible to such a declaration? — Anonymous

Funny Intercourse Quotes By John Duover: My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have

My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. — John Duover

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Alexander McQueen: There is a hidden agenda in the fragility

There is a hidden agenda in the fragility of romance. — Alexander McQueen