Funny Intelligent Life Quotes

You can't make people believe in you if you play a horror part with your tongue in your cheek. — Bela Lugosi

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

They got a lot of easy baskets and rebounds. That is what killed us. — Rajon Rondo

Never since the beginning of the world has there been so little light. Our winter afternoons have been known at times to last a hundred years. — Charles Simic

The ginger she-cat behind him is Scarlet, and the silver tabby is O'Hara. — Erin Hunter

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

It's ironic, but until you can free those final monsters within the jungle of yourself, your life, your soul is up for grabs. — Rona Barrett