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Words are funny things - They are free until you use them.
— Darlenne Susan Girard
Mum insists on calling Sat Nav "the Talking Map," like she's a medieval peasant who believes in witchcraft.
— Marian Keyes
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance.
— Stacey Jay
If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ...
— Josh Stern
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
— Roald Dahl
To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.
— Jennifer Ziegler
I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words.
— Derrick Rose
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
— Alan Bennett
- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas
Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis
The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.
— Christian Cantrell
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
— John Wayne
Often it's not we who shape words, but the words we use that shape us." "You're a funny bookseller, you
— Nina George
At the Republican convention, there were lots of words used to describe Hillary Clinton, but warm, funny and caring weren't among them.
— Tamara Keith
When something is too beautiful or too terrible or even too funny for words, then it is time for poetry.
— Eve Merriam
When in doubt dance out
— Miley Cyrus
Listeria, wisteria. Ha. Funny words. She
— Liane Moriarty
People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
— Hector Himeros
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
— J.K. Rowling
I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.
— Santosh Kalwar
I did not know that we had ever quarreled.
— Henry David Thoreau
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders