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Funny Imaginary Quotes By Amir Mohamed: Science only answers 'How?'Religion only answers 'Why?'The two

Science only answers 'How?'
Religion only answers 'Why?'
The two combined is the true design,
So respect to God cause He drew the lines. — Amir Mohamed

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Katherine Schwarzenegger: The whole thing with contouring is to contour

The whole thing with contouring is to contour where your natural cheekbone would be and where sun would hit you naturally. — Katherine Schwarzenegger

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Kinky Friedman: I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. — Kinky Friedman

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Lindsay Eagar: Things are only impossible if you stop to

Things are only impossible if you stop to think about them. — Lindsay Eagar

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Andre Leon Talley: Luxury is ... to be able to take

Luxury is ... to be able to take control of one's life, health, and the pursuit of happiness in a way that is joyful. — Andre Leon Talley

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Olivia Wilde: I had imaginary friends and even they were

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me. — Olivia Wilde

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Laura Schlessinger: Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and

Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy. — Laura Schlessinger

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Dana Gould: If life begins at conception, but you can

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything? — Dana Gould

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Saurbh Katyal: All that crap about time being a great

All that crap about time being a great healer is bullshit. Time heals nothing. Well, acne maybe. — Saurbh Katyal

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Samuel Park: Why are we asked to make the most

Why are we asked to make the most important decisions of our lives when we are so young, and so prone to mistakes? — Samuel Park

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Dave Barry: San Francisco leads the world in the category

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions. — Dave Barry

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Frank Vincent: I knew so many gangsters, and I call

I knew so many gangsters, and I call on that experience with them for characters. — Frank Vincent

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Nic Kelman: In the earning of things you have lost

In the earning of things you have lost the ability to enjoy them. — Nic Kelman

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: The future seems to be in good hands,

The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Funny Imaginary Quotes By Emma Bull: Is negative space the space you don't like,

Is negative space the space you don't like, or the space that is not there? And if it's not there how can you tell? — Emma Bull

Funny Imaginary Quotes By James Goldman: I've plotted and schemed all my life. There

I've plotted and schemed all my life. There is no other way to be a King, fifty and alive all at once. — James Goldman