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I miss THE WALLFLOWERS. Great band. Wrote my first Fan letter to them. No response.
— Charisma Carpenter
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
— Steven Wright
Trouble is said to be good for an artist's soul but almost never is.
— Rita Mae Brown
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
— Lemony Snicket
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
— Mignon McLaughlin
The Puritans were obsessed with the dangers of wealth.
— Leland Ryken
America needs to be defended. We need missile defense to better police the skies over the United States.
— Rudy Giuliani
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
— Christy Leigh Stewart
It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
— Chris Robinson
As soap wastes away each time when used, so a prostitute wastes away each time she gives of herself.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I need not hate any man; he cannot hurt me. I need not flatter any man; he has nothing to give me.
— Virginia Woolf
Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?
— Tina Fey
Life is too short to be miserable for 40+ hours a week.
— A. Dalcourt
You look amazing."
"Thank you. You look pretty good." Understatement.
"Oh this old thing? Shucks," he said.
"Dork."
"Goddess. — Chelsea M. Cameron
"Thank you. You look pretty good." Understatement.
"Oh this old thing? Shucks," he said.
"Dork."
"Goddess. — Chelsea M. Cameron
When I'm creating a character, I don't see it so much as playing someone else as just playing a specific part of myself under certain circumstances.
— Oscar Isaac
I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny.
— Susan Ee
All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up.
— Erma Bombeck
Embrace the pain to inherit the gain.
— Habeeb Akande
I'm a thug. And my thug comes from ... my definition of thug comes from half of the street element. Straight street hustling.
— Tupac Shakur
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
— Al Gore
I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
— Karen Chance
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
— Stephen Chbosky
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.
— Shia Labeouf