Funny Ice Cream Quotes: top 15 famous quotes about Funny Ice Cream

Funny Ice Cream Quotes & Sayings

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I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Where's the ice cream?"
"In the oven. — E.L. James

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I have much to say why my reputation should be rescued from the load of false accusation and calumny which has been heaped upon it. — Robert Emmet

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. — Melody Sohayegh

You are what you are most profoundly thankful for, and what you love. — Ralph Marston

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

Stories only happen to those who are able to tell them. — Paul Auster

We only tell the secrets we secretly want not to be secret, right? And learn as much from what isn't told. — Melissa Jensen

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it's the least I can do after scaring your shirt off. — Tamara Summers

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia. — Judith Viorst

Anyone who's been through divorce will know that every day is really hard. — Kate Winslet

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! — Dwayne Johnson

In the end maybe what marriage offered was the determination of one's burial site. — Jane Hamilton