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Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Dane Cook: I saw a young boy eating an ice

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By E.L. James: Where's the ice cream?""In the oven.

Where's the ice cream?"
"In the oven. — E.L. James

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I think so. I want a hamburger and

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Robert Emmet: I have much to say why my reputation

I have much to say why my reputation should be rescued from the load of false accusation and calumny which has been heaped upon it. — Robert Emmet

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Melody Sohayegh: I had a dream about you. I licked

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. — Melody Sohayegh

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Ralph Marston: You are what you are most profoundly thankful

You are what you are most profoundly thankful for, and what you love. — Ralph Marston

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Our ice cream man was found lying on

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Paul Auster: Stories only happen to those who are able

Stories only happen to those who are able to tell them. — Paul Auster

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Melissa Jensen: We only tell the secrets we secretly want

We only tell the secrets we secretly want not to be secret, right? And learn as much from what isn't told. — Melissa Jensen

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Nothing in life is fun for the whole

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Tamara Summers: Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI

Can I buy you an ice cream beforeI take you home? I feel like it's the least I can do after scaring your shirt off. — Tamara Summers

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Judith Viorst: I hope the next time you get a

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia. — Judith Viorst

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Kate Winslet: Anyone who's been through divorce will know that

Anyone who's been through divorce will know that every day is really hard. — Kate Winslet

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! — Dwayne Johnson

Funny Ice Cream Quotes By Jane Hamilton: In the end maybe what marriage offered was

In the end maybe what marriage offered was the determination of one's burial site. — Jane Hamilton