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Funny I Quit Quotes By Richard Lewis: I quit therapy because my analyst was trying

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis

Funny I Quit Quotes By Dylan Moran: We all know smoking is bad. I know

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran

Funny I Quit Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: My bubbly personality is like its own screaming

My bubbly personality is like its own screaming person. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny I Quit Quotes By Marshall Sylver: See your misfortunes as blessings.

See your misfortunes as blessings. — Marshall Sylver

Funny I Quit Quotes By John Green: I wish I knew how to quit you,

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

Funny I Quit Quotes By John Keats: The web of our Life is of mingled

The web of our Life is of mingled Yarn. — John Keats

Funny I Quit Quotes By Umberto Eco: I am an old consumer of papers. I

I am an old consumer of papers. I cannot avoid reading my newspapers every morning. — Umberto Eco

Funny I Quit Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I try not to get political, I don't

I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody. — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny I Quit Quotes By Shannon McNally: I won the vote but shunned the soft

I won the vote but shunned the soft parade
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I won every battle and lost the war
(Geronimo) — Shannon McNally

Funny I Quit Quotes By Isaac Bashevis Singer: Every human character appears only once in the

Every human character appears only once in the history of human beings. And so does every event of love. — Isaac Bashevis Singer