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Men! Armchair heroes the lot of them, while women were sent out to do the dirty work. — Michel Faber

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

People like you are the reason People like me need medication. — Cheyenne McCray

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head. — Dennis Miller

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

Because I'm on the runway with some of the best models in the industry. — Heidi Klum

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too. — Meg Cabot

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do. — Drew Magary

Like a lot of people, for a long time I thought that the road to hell is paved with bad sequels. — Andrew Motion

She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting. — George Burns

Your Brand/Business is what you do; your Reputation is what people Remember and Share. — Ted Rubin

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

If you don't have the background awareness of oneness, duality becomes real. — Alan Finger

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. — Bret Easton Ellis

I love finding talent. Just to encourage people is a good thing. Every night, the audience encourages me. I'm just passing it on. — Liza Minnelli

You done went off and found yourself a MAN. — Kathryn Perez

His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore. — Michael Dobbs

Was it Gorky who said: If your children are no better than you are, you have fathered in vain, indeed you have lived in vain. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I've been on every interstate highway in the lower forty-eight states by now, and I never get tired of the view. — Steve Earle

I'm not vain - I just love make-up and dressing up. — Abbey Clancy

Pornography is not in the hands of the child who discovers his sexuality by masturbating, but in the heart of the adult who slaps him. — Bernardo Bertolucci

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford