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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
— Andy Richter
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
— Russell Howard
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
— Alfred Hitchcock
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald.
— Harlan Coben
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
I was a drummer in the bugle band in cadets. I marched. It's probably quite funny to look back on it.
— Gordon Lightfoot
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie
He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
— Rodney Dangerfield
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
You're only as sick as your secrets. Either it comes out their way or my way. I talk about myself behind my back. And I'm funny about it.
— Carrie Fisher
Back in my State, I'm very close to being able to control the weather. I'll be all-powerful, once I've figured that out.
— Brandon Sanderson
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
— James Stewart
Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
— Henny Youngman
It's funny how beauty rides the back of pain .
— Patricia Harman
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Go back to your bingo hall.
— Jerry Lawler
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
— Dwayne Johnson
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
— Dave Attell
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
