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I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me. — Kirstin Cronn-Mills

I knew if I lived long enough I would be poet laureate of something. — Patti Smith

...sick of mankind and their disgusting ways... — Anne Bronte

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny. — Alan Moore

Be a great artist especially when you draw your life's picture. — Debasish Mridha

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME! — Adam Gidwitz

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

No matter how many times it happens, the public always seems to be shocked when an athlete dies young, but the reality is, there are no promises. — George Vecsey

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

Pointed axioms and acute replies fly loose about the world, and are assigned successively to those whom it may be the fashion to celebrate. — Samuel Johnson

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. — Rick Riordan

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

...Nope!...
Gues again, you haven't understood me right! — Deyth Banger

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker