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I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. — Ciaran Hinds

Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? — Jean Illsley Clarke

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. — Kate Bosworth

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. — Les Dawson

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get. — J.A. Huss

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I'm a great multitasker. — Holly Hood

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them. — Liam Hemsworth

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! — Tom Jones

I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. — Melina Marchetta

I said alone!"
He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not. — Kaley Cuoco

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus

If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. — Oscar Wilde

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it. — C.J. Redwine

If she says "I love you," and I say "I know," that's beautiful and acceptable and funny. — Chris Taylor

You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. — Mark Twain

I love it when you talk medical to me," he said — John Green

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes. — Bo Burnham

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

You know I love you,' said the other mother flatly.
'You have a very funny way of showing it,' said Coraline. — Neil Gaiman

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in. — Emo Philips

I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy. — M.F. Moonzajer

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so ... twat-ish just then. — Red Tash

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

If there's a sexier sound on this planet than the person you're in love with cooing over the crepes you made for him, I don't know what it is. — Julie Powell

You call it madness, but I call it love. — Don Byas

If I were you, I'd go and do that. : Vikalp
That's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Wanna hear something funny?"
"What?"
"I think I started liking you. — Jenny Han

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. — Hilary Swank

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me. — Kresley Cole

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. — Damon Galgut

I love you too." Funny how those words got easier to say the more I voiced them. — Laura Thalassa

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima