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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
— Steven Wright
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
— Tim Vine
It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it.
— Cassandra Clare
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
— Bob Hope
My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
— Ellie Goulding
My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
— Alan Carr
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
— Jerry Coleman
Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.
— John Madden
Do you know something? I've got this funny feeling fate arranged for you to enter my life for the express purpose of tormenting me.
— Lindsay Armstrong
I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
— Charisma Carpenter
It may sound funny, but I got a thrill when I was pulled into a crowd once. It was like 'How am I going to get out of this?!
— Nick Carter
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
