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I concluded that, unhappily, I'd been born into a world dominated by a rampaging monster called 'law' that was both all-powerful and all-stupid — Michio Kaku

Gram was flirting with Ken! — Virginia Smith

So I needed to be womanised. I was losing my sheen. — Lorrie Moore

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? — Stephanie Lennox

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger. — Dave Barry

The best gift one could have is the gift of Time for with time all other things could come to pass. But with lack of time nothing is possible. — Darrius Garrett

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

Thanks makes now a sanctuary. — Ann Voskamp

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

Freedom gives you everything you need to fail on a monumental scale. — Henry Rollins

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it. — Pawan Mishra

I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra. There's so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it. — Christina Aguilera

It feels strange to have spent so much time wishing for something, for someone, and then one day, suddenly, to just stop. I — Jenny Han

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Shall we always study to obtain more of these things, and not sometimes to be content with less? — Henry David Thoreau

If we had a consensus we wouldn't have to go to a referendum. — George Papandreou

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

No chimpanzee husband would stand by while his wife lost all her coconuts. — Kurt Vonnegut

Jesus. 7For we havea great joyb and consolation in your love, because the hearts of the saints have been refreshed by you, brother. — Anonymous

Searching for the scent
of the early plum,
I found it by the eaves
Of a proud storehouse. — Matsuo Basho

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

It is in bad taste, is the most formidable word an Englishman can pronounce. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova