Funny Humor Birthday Quotes
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Funny Humor Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
Her heart was leading her where it belonged. To him.
— Farrah Naseem
Bad times make good people, as mountainous pressures make diamonds or as fire tempers steel.
— Peter Kreeft
Betrayal does so many different things to people.
— Trai Byers
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!".
— Russell Howard
The only guarantee we are given when we are born is that we will die.
— Shannon K. Butcher