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I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.
— Jill Shalvis
Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks
— Scarlett Avery
Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.
— Katie McGarry
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.
— Sarah Morgan
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.
— Gwen Stefani
That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon.
— China Mieville
Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach.
— G.L. Tomas
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.
— Stephanie Perkins
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?
— Dashiell Hammett
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.
— Cynthia Hand
I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just - way hot."Fang — James Patterson
I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy.
— Wendi Deng Murdoch
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
— Randy Glasbergen
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
— Kate Winslet
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
— Jerry Coleman
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
— Markus Zusak
The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!
— Jerry Coleman
I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
She said he looked hot in uniform. He said she looked hot without clothes.
She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers.
— Jennifer Estep
