Funny Honesty Quotes
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Funny Honesty Quotes & Sayings
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Most of the stories I have go downhill quickly. In all honesty most of the good stories I have, no one else would think is funny.
— JD Era
As if pity is, as he has been taught, not a helpless outcry but a powerful tide that could redeem the world ...
— John Updike
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
— Olivia Munn
I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for people.
— Katharine Hepburn
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Empathy is the wellspring of creativity.
— Ami Vitale
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.
— T. R. Knight
Everything is infectious in this world, good or bad.
— Swami Vivekananda
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
— Amit Kalantri
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
There's plenty of fire in the coldest flint!
— Rachel Field
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
When he lifted his head, the sun seemed impossibly close. Science-fictionally close.
— Garth Risk Hallberg
Coach," Jason said. "Shut up.
— Rick Riordan
Stop concentrating on the leaves concentrate on d root cause where they came from.Curse or bless d cause
— Ikechukwu Joseph