Funny Hold Up Quotes
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Funny Hold Up Quotes & Sayings
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Okay okay, hold your people," she told the big horse as she started walking.
"You're not going to starve to death any time soon you know. — Kate Lattey
"You're not going to starve to death any time soon you know. — Kate Lattey
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
— Bill Bailey
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
— Mitch Hedberg
I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat.
— Dave Attell
He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't.
— Tara Janzen
Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts.
— Durjoy Datta
But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.
— S.K. Logsdon
Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file.
— Kathy Reichs
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together.
— Russell Simmons
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
— Mark Twain
The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way.Against everybody.
— Mario Puzo
Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain?
— Caroline Goode
But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear.
— Suzanne Rindell
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break.
— Stephenie Meyer
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
— Anthony Ward Clark
I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
— Bruce Baum
When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
— John Cleese
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down.
— Fred Allen
it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off.
— Emily Franklin
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
— Randy Glasbergen
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right?
— Rachel Caine
I don't hold water with that theory
— Ron Greenwood