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Funny Hitler Quotes By Chuck Klosterman: What those anti-cookie-baking mothers wanted me to do

What those anti-cookie-baking mothers wanted me to do was turn baseball into soccer. — Chuck Klosterman

Funny Hitler Quotes By Steven Moffat: Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat

Funny Hitler Quotes By Temple Grandin: I obtain great satisfaction out of using my

I obtain great satisfaction out of using my intellect. — Temple Grandin

Funny Hitler Quotes By Ricky Gervais: I can't find someone funny whom I don't

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. — Ricky Gervais

Funny Hitler Quotes By Rajneesh: Love never hurts anybody. And if you feel

Love never hurts anybody. And if you feel you have been hurt by love, it is something else in you, not your loving quality that feels hurt. — Rajneesh

Funny Hitler Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I should create a TV show called 61

I should create a TV show called 61 Minutes. It'll be like 60 Minutes - only more. — Jarod Kintz

Funny Hitler Quotes By Bill Bailey: It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes

It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey

Funny Hitler Quotes By Rick Riordan: Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with

Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler? — Rick Riordan

Funny Hitler Quotes By Larry David: I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people. — Larry David

Funny Hitler Quotes By Spike Lee: Cause mo better makes it mo better.

Cause mo better makes it mo better. — Spike Lee

Funny Hitler Quotes By Juliana Stone: About how their song had never sounded so

About how their song had never sounded so sweet.
And of the man who held her.
Of how it felt as if he was the home she'd never had. — Juliana Stone

Funny Hitler Quotes By Andy Kindler: Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn't

Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn't funny. — Andy Kindler

Funny Hitler Quotes By Joel Burns: Give yourself a chance to see how much

Give yourself a chance to see how much better life will get. And it will get better. — Joel Burns

Funny Hitler Quotes By Robert Cheeke: You really can give a 110% effort towards

You really can give a 110% effort towards something that you are truly passionate about. — Robert Cheeke

Funny Hitler Quotes By Louis C.K.: Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

Funny Hitler Quotes By Rin Chupeco: It would be a really bad idea to

It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco

Funny Hitler Quotes By Galeazzo Ciano: The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the

The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved. — Galeazzo Ciano

Funny Hitler Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's

Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

Funny Hitler Quotes By Poppet: Levelling my stare at him I drop a

Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me. — Poppet