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Funny High School Quotes By Kevin Hart: The funny thing is, all my friends are

The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. — Kevin Hart

Funny High School Quotes By Ryan Stiles: I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. — Ryan Stiles

Funny High School Quotes By Edward Gordon Craig: I believe in the time when we shall

I believe in the time when we shall be able to create works of art in the Theatre without the use of the written play, without the use of actors. — Edward Gordon Craig

Funny High School Quotes By Daryl Gregory: I will admit to fucking a zucchini when

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

Funny High School Quotes By D.A. Paul: I liked my face. Ethan liked my face.

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

Funny High School Quotes By Elizabeth Eulberg: Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

Funny High School Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: There's nothing funny the first time about telling

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

Funny High School Quotes By Robyn Carr: Don't leave yet," he said, his voice hoarse.

Don't leave yet," he said, his voice hoarse. "Let me do something. Let me feed you. Hold you. Rub your shoulders. Change your oil. Anything, please. — Robyn Carr

Funny High School Quotes By Matthew Modine: I played Little League and in high school.

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball. — Matthew Modine

Funny High School Quotes By Steve Toltz: I had begun to perceive my genitals as

I had begun to perceive my genitals as imaginary beasts in some epic fourteenth-century Scottish poem. — Steve Toltz

Funny High School Quotes By Tina Fey: In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors. — Tina Fey

Funny High School Quotes By G.G. Silverman: This is what my high school life had

This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions. — G.G. Silverman

Funny High School Quotes By Florence Green: I met dozens of pilots and would go

I met dozens of pilots and would go on dates. I had the opportunity to go up in one of the planes, but I was scared of flying. — Florence Green

Funny High School Quotes By Timothy Pina: Want to help brighten humanity? Inspire children. What

Want to help brighten humanity? Inspire children. What we teach children today ... will help brighten our tomorrow's — Timothy Pina

Funny High School Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Did you ever feel like the whole world

Did you ever feel like the whole world was going to a party and your invitation got lost in the mail? — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny High School Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Funny High School Quotes By Jimmy Hill: They're still in the game, and they're trying

They're still in the game, and they're trying to get back into it. — Jimmy Hill

Funny High School Quotes By Susan Scott: The big deal is that if employees aren't

The big deal is that if employees aren't engaged, your company will suffer. — Susan Scott

Funny High School Quotes By Dat Phan: I knew comedy was the thing for me

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

Funny High School Quotes By Jamie McGuire: I had died and woken up in High

I had died and woken up in High School Musical — Jamie McGuire

Funny High School Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: In high school, when I played football I

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny High School Quotes By G.G. Silverman: I never intended to become a zombie huntress;

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. — G.G. Silverman

Funny High School Quotes By Will Ferrell: The funny guy doesn't get the girl until

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. — Will Ferrell

Funny High School Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school.

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Funny High School Quotes By Vanessa Bayer: Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

Funny High School Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: Do you remember that kid that had sex

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis