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Funny Hey Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Funny Hey Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Man went into a bar, he only had

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it' — Tommy Cooper

Funny Hey Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: When you're doing standup you're kind of doing,

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, 'Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.' — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Hey Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: What's a book boyfriend and how do I

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Funny Hey Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me?

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Hey Quotes By Si Robertson: Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I! — Si Robertson

Funny Hey Quotes By Bruce Coville: Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

Funny Hey Quotes By Rachel Caine: Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. Hey, Dark Princess? Here's your crap. Also, bite me. — Rachel Caine

Funny Hey Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Hey Quotes By Olivia Cunning: Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

Funny Hey Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: It's hard to dance if you just lost

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Hey Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution!

Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up! — Haruki Murakami

Funny Hey Quotes By Charles Barkley: Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley

Funny Hey Quotes By Kimberly Derting: Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come

Hey, A-D-D," she called out to Claire, "come over and try these on. — Kimberly Derting

Funny Hey Quotes By Wendy Higgins: Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Funny Hey Quotes By Amy Sedaris: The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

Funny Hey Quotes By Amy Poehler: Hey Lady I don't want to fuck you

Hey Lady I don't want to fuck you husband . — Amy Poehler

Funny Hey Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You ever get a postcard, you get so

You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares." — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Hey Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: I don't know. I don't really like old

I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Hey Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny Hey Quotes By Diana Peterfreund: Hey," he pulled away and put his hand

Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund

Funny Hey Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Hey Quotes By Victoria Denault: Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

Funny Hey Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney,

A man in the crowd asks: Hey Rodney, how'd you get started? Rodney: I was 12 years old, alone in my room, and I got started! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Hey Quotes By Kresley Cole: Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through

Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole. — Kresley Cole

Funny Hey Quotes By Tim Vine: I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it. — Tim Vine

Funny Hey Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Hey. I just wanted to make sure you

Hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home," I say. "Katniss, I live three houses away from you," he says. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Hey Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Hey Quotes By Simone Elkeles: A text pops up on the screen. It's

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

Funny Hey Quotes By Ted Alexandro: I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

Funny Hey Quotes By Jedidiah Behe: You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"Hey

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

Funny Hey Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock