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Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.
— Price Pritchett
Oh, storms. That was awful.""No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help. — Brandon Sanderson
You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.
— Sean Michael
Everyone is a Butthole.
— Ted Aramac
Your name. That's all I want. I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.
— Colleen Hoover
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
Funny, how quickly someone can stop calling you a miscreant and a rogue when they want your help,
— Brandon Sanderson
Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks.
— William Orlando Darby
Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.
— Richelle Mead
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
— W. H. Auden
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
— Jim Norton
I can't help laughing because it's funny,
— Suzanne Collins
Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.
— Bauvard
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse the longest to help with the dishes.
— Julian Mitchell
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
Charlie Christian showed me a lot, and was a great help, but even then, I realised that if I was going to make it, it was no use copying Charlie
— Barney Kessel
I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong.
— Eugene Ormandy
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
— Charles Ghigna
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.
— Eugene Ormandy
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
— James St. James
Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me.
— Stacey Marie Brown
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
— Andy Borowitz
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
— Saint Augustine
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
— David Sedaris
