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Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time. — Bruce C. Hafen

Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal. — Bauvard

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Your only identity is I AM undefined and infinite. Any label you give yourself limits yourself. — Deepak Chopra

Imaginary numbers are a fine and wonderful refuge of the divine spirit almost an amphibian between being and non-being. — Gottfried Leibniz

I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I'm heaven's landscape painter. — Bauvard

I'm a spade, you're an ofay. Let's play. — Louis Armstrong

Four things belong to a judge: to hear courteously, to answer wisely, to consider soberly, and to decide impartially. — Socrates

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me? — Confucius

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go. — Mark Twain

WE APPROXIMATE THE BIRD'S BODY BY A SPHERE OF RADIUS 5CM, said Sib, I had no idea aerodynamics was so entertaining — Helen DeWitt

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. — Mark Twain

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. — Eoin Colfer

My goal is simple - to live simply and to be kind to all. — Debasish Mridha

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. — Sam Levenson

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. — Oscar Wilde

Rationalizing is the self-exculpation which occurs when we feel ourselves, or our group, accused of misapprehension or error. — James Harvey Robinson

There is nothing personal in the thunderclap of understanding. The lightning that releases it comes from outside oneself. — Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin

It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell. — George Herbert

I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things. — David Sedaris

the development of culture is concurrent with the removal of ornaments from objects of daily use — Adolf Loos

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

I have never believed in the impossible. — Faye Wattleton

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain