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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning. — Amanda Hocking

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

Does it hurt?"
He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh."
"I'll try not to be funny."
"Epic fail, beautiful. — Rachel Caine

Fear of new ideas breeds angry head spiders that have been known to attack. — Leah Broadby

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino. — Dave Attell

(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway, — Rick Riordan

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. — Bauvard

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. — Andrea Speed

You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

No guest rooms." I shake my head resolutely. "I want to be in a room room. A lived-in room. — Lauren Oliver

I pick up Dylan. He certainly takes after his father: about three-quarters of his body weight seems to be head, and three-quarters of that is ears. — Ken Jennings

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer

Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley

Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight. — Shannon K. Butcher

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

Brynne talks funny." "I know. I've been telling her that for a long time, but she doesn't listen." I shook my head sadly. "Still does it. — Raine Miller

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye. — Jerry Coleman

I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. — Jenny Han

I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. — Henny Youngman

Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. "Lord, what fools these mortals be! — Michael Scott

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there. — Kevin Focke

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up. — P.G. Wodehouse

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. — Rodney Dangerfield

The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases. — Nia Vardalos

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head. — Noah Baumbach

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I'm very well endowed. — Bauvard

He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down. — Fred Allen