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Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Jodi Picoult: So what do you think the physical effect

So what do you think the physical effect was?"
Roman Laughed. "Buddy," he said, "she was tripping. — Jodi Picoult

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Robyn Carr: Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Who's there?""The scratcher of your itch," he said.She

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Astrid Lindgren: What the world of tomorrow will be like

What the world of tomorrow will be like is greatly dependent on the power of imagination in those who are learning to read today. — Astrid Lindgren

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Andrei Soldatov: the number of intercepted phone conversations and e-mail

the number of intercepted phone conversations and e-mail messages doubled in six years, from 265,937 in 2007 to 539,864 in 2012. — Andrei Soldatov

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By John Green: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.'So that's Sara,' I said.'Yes.''She seems

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Aimee Bender: Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they

Your eyes shine," he said. "How do they do that?"
"Blood," she said. — Aimee Bender

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?''No,' she

He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?'
'No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Bohdi Sanders: Every action we take, everything we do, is

Every action we take, everything we do, is either a victory or defeat in the struggle to become what we want to be. Anne Byrhhe — Bohdi Sanders

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Derek Landy: You look angry," he said."You put me on

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Kody Keplinger: You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need

You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little and just let life happen. — Kody Keplinger

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Dean Cavanagh: life is simply a vacation from the infinite

life is simply a vacation from the infinite — Dean Cavanagh

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By March McCarron: What shall we do now?" he asked."Something very

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Saint Augustine: It is not often that we use language

It is not often that we use language correctly; usually we use it incorrectly, though we understand each others meaning. — Saint Augustine

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Dannika Dark: No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Funny He Said She Said Quotes By Angela Verdenius: She said he looked hot in uniform. He

She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius