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Funny Harry Quotes By Peter McWilliams: Do we indulge our heart, or cater to

Do we indulge our heart, or cater to our fear? — Peter McWilliams

Funny Harry Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Funny Harry Quotes By Sir Harry Lauder: A bank book makes good reading - better

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels. — Sir Harry Lauder

Funny Harry Quotes By Nick Hanauer: You show me a highly unequal society, and

You show me a highly unequal society, and I will show you a police state. Or an uprising. There are no counterexamples. None. It's not if, it's when. — Nick Hanauer

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Yer a wizard, Harry!

Yer a wizard, Harry! — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By Megan McCafferty: Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. — Megan McCafferty

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Styles: A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. — Harry Styles

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Styles: Does everyone collectively dislike beetroots? I feel like

Does everyone collectively dislike beetroots? I feel like they do. — Harry Styles

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Wow, we're identical!

Wow, we're identical! — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Why would I go looking for someone I

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU,

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY! — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By Jillian Dodd: I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid

I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice. — Jillian Dodd

Funny Harry Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You worked for Harry King, they said, because

You worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Houdini: The greatest escape I ever made was when

The greatest escape I ever made was when I left Appleton, Wisconsin. — Harry Houdini

Funny Harry Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: It's so Hogwarts.

It's so Hogwarts. — Stephanie Perkins

Funny Harry Quotes By Joe Walker: You think that killing people will make them

You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Funny Harry Quotes By George W. Bush: International law? I better call my lawyer; he

International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn't bring that up to me. — George W. Bush

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Don't worry. You're just as sane as I

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By Warren Buffett: I knew a lot about what I did

I knew a lot about what I did when I was 20. I had read a lot, and I aspired to learn everything I could about the subject. — Warren Buffett

Funny Harry Quotes By Rachel Platten: I wish I'd gone to music school or

I wish I'd gone to music school or just started playing in bands sooner. — Rachel Platten

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You've been popping into the fire every hour?'

You've been popping into the fire every hour?' Harry said, half laughing.
'Just for a few seconds to check if the coast was clear. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Harry Quotes By Lewis Black: Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. — Lewis Black

Funny Harry Quotes By Megan Duke: I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And

I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And I painted it to look like Hogwarts. — Megan Duke

Funny Harry Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

Funny Harry Quotes By Suzy Kline: I like it because it is so funny

I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people. — Suzy Kline

Funny Harry Quotes By Pittacus Lore: Trying to get with Six is like deciding

Trying to get with Six is like deciding to take up mountain climbing and choosing Everest as your first mountain — Pittacus Lore

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Carpenter: We haven't had any more rain since it

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining. — Harry Carpenter

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Caray: Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray

Funny Harry Quotes By Becky Albertalli: What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora,

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

Funny Harry Quotes By Bobby Hull: If I told you that the big contract

If I told you that the big contract had nothing to do with my signing, Id be lying. It made the future secure for my family. — Bobby Hull

Funny Harry Quotes By Harry Lloyd: I suppose the things you remember about someone

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. — Harry Lloyd

Funny Harry Quotes By Mr. T: My mother is a strong, wonderful woman. I

My mother is a strong, wonderful woman. I could never be anything she didn't want me to be. — Mr. T

Funny Harry Quotes By J.K. Rowling: There was a lot more to magic, as

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words. — J.K. Rowling