Funny Ham Quotes
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Funny Ham Quotes & Sayings
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His hate wasn't professional; it was an obsession, a fixation, as if unrequited love had grown awful, twisted into something ugly.
— Tom Rob Smith
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
— Dara O Briain
If yuh don't know God yuh goin' suffer and dead! No God Noh Partial, regardless weh yuh deh pon earth.
— Bob Marley
God is best known in not knowing him.
— Saint Augustine
A hero is not a champion of things become, but of things becoming; the dragon to be slain by him is precisely the monster of the status quo.
— Joseph Campbell
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
— Dorothy Parker
Since my phone ain't ringin' I assume it still ain't you.
— Randy Travis
Islam is not just a religion. Islam is everything.
— Cat Stevens
