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-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script — Keiko Nobumoto

Funny Guru Quotes By William Zinsser: The writer who cares about usage must always

The writer who cares about usage must always know the quick from the dead. — William Zinsser

Funny Guru Quotes By J.D. Robb: I don't want to hear from Traffic that

I don't want to hear from Traffic that my husband was hotdogging the skyways in his minichopper."
"You won't. I bribe too well. — J.D. Robb

Funny Guru Quotes By Ed Parker: Whether it is a big ship or small

Whether it is a big ship or small ship, the same size hole placed correctly in the hull can sink it. — Ed Parker

Funny Guru Quotes By Deepak Chopra: To love a person is to love their

To love a person is to love their universe. — Deepak Chopra

Funny Guru Quotes By Damien Echols: I don't want a "holy" life of prayer

I don't want a "holy" life of prayer and contemplation. I want a life of strife, lust, striving, seeking, struggling, and debauchery. — Damien Echols

Funny Guru Quotes By Suze Orman: If there is anyone dependent on your income

If there is anyone dependent on your income - parents, children, relatives - you need life insurance. — Suze Orman

Funny Guru Quotes By Ingeborg Bachmann: I am writing with my burnt hand about

I am writing with my burnt hand about the nature of fire. — Ingeborg Bachmann

Funny Guru Quotes By Willa Cather: There are times when one's vitality is too

There are times when one's vitality is too high to be clouded, too elastic to stay down. — Willa Cather