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Funny Gun Quotes & Sayings
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You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? — Laurell K. Hamilton
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
— Rodney Dangerfield
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
— Henny Youngman
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
— Amit Kalantri
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen.
— Woody Guthrie
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
— Steven Wright
They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!
— George Carlin
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
— Mitch Hedberg
Nobody should have any illusions. The United States has essentially a one-party system and the ruling party is the business party.
— Noam Chomsky
I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
— M.F. Moonzajer
In strategy it is necessary to treat training as part of normal life with your spirit unchanging.
— Miyamoto Musashi
The best kind of design isn't necessarily an object, a space, or a structure: it's a process- dynamic and adaptable.
— Donald A. Norman
Education would be a divine thing, if it did nothing more than help us to think and love great thoughts instead of little thoughts.
— John Lancaster Spalding
Government does not grow by seizing our freedoms, but by assuming our responsibilities.
— Mike Cloud
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
— Mitch Hedberg
I was shot from the funny gun.
— Peter DeLuise
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!
— Ralph Bakshi
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
— Louis C.K.
I am a Colorado native, and, no, I did not vote for the anti-gay amendment or the same-sex marriage ban, and I am not a member of a militia.
— Connie Willis
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I'll still love you.
— Jeaniene Frost
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry