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To no kind of begging are people so averse, as to begging pardon; that is, when there is any serious ground for doing so. — Julius Charles Hare
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. — Tom Lehrer
If you want a recipe for relationship failure, just wait for the other person to change first. — Harriet Lerner
I should have been, I don't know, a con-man, a robber or a prostitute. But it was vanity that made me choose painting, vanity and chance. — Francis Bacon
It turned out that a person could miss someone she had never met, except in her imagination. — Lena Andersson
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen
When my daughter was born, that was the first time I cried from happiness. — Boots Riley
Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard
The glass is not half empty; it is half full. — Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Found
I do not love fiction, I love history. — Duane Hanson
If people call me a Sunday painter I'm a Sunday painter who paints every day of the week! — L. S. Lowry
Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

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