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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
— Mary Douglas
Familiarity does breed contempt; - doesn't it?
— Anthony Trollope
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
— Charlie Flynn
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
This is a neighborhood where underwear sags low. For instance, ole Mr Deutschman lives up here, who used to be upstanding and decent.
— D.B.C. Pierre
Peace is conscious and active participation in your own life.
— Mayra Porrata
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
— Cathy Guisewite
Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.
— Louis L'Amour
My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it.
— Jane Krakowski
all the teachers at this school attack their students? Or are you just a raving bitch?
— Chris Cannon
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain
— Jon Stewart
In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
— Tina Fey
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
— Milton Berle
A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.
— Robert Brault
The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas
Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense.
— Casey Clipper
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
— Rodney Dangerfield
duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With
— Kevin Tinto
The eternal sea of politics is best left to politicians.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.
— Louis C.K.
Trifles, trifles are what matter! Why, it's just such trifles that always ruin everything ... .
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
No, I'm sure that there's a lot of L.A. bands out there.
— Josh Silver