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There are not the weeds the ones that drown the good seed, but the negligence of the peasant.
— Confucius
what makes it funny to people is that it's a gross distortion of something very familiar. For
— Neal Shusterman
I am not a has-been. I am a will be.
— Lauren Bacall
They did not set out to disappoint their father, not on purpose, but neither did they wish to shoulder the lumpy, enervating burden of the mundane.
— Margaret Atwood
Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.
— Jennifer Ziegler
Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!
— Jerry Coleman
I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.
— Stephen King
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
To learn a musical instrument. you had to have a certain tolerance for tedium and failure.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I have never run a public company. I spent my entire life working for a private company.
— Michael Ovitz
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
Was ever any wicked man free from the stings of a guilty conscience?
— John Tillotson