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If love is sex
we were in love.
& if love outlasts
the body, then
I am you,
it is fair to say. — Jesse Lee Kercheval

Whenever I read the psalms, I feel like I am eavesdropping on a saint having a personal conversation with God. — R.C. Sproul

To think well and to consent to obey someone giving good advice are the same thing. — Herodotus

Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. — Bauvard

You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the Oval Office ... It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis. — John The Apostle

All you need to know how to perform
what you perceive as miracle is to understand
the true working mechanism of mother nature. — Toba Beta

If He has a message to get across to us, He will continually reaffirm what He has said through a variety of ways. — Tracie Miles