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Funny Grateful Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: Just as physical wounds heal at different rates

Just as physical wounds heal at different rates in different people, so do emotional wounds. Everyone has different needs and speeds. — Karen Salmansohn

Funny Grateful Quotes By Seth Godin: Marketing is the name we use to describe

Marketing is the name we use to describe the promise a company makes, the story it tells, the authentic way it delivers on that promise. — Seth Godin

Funny Grateful Quotes By Anne Rice: I would have done just about anything for

I would have done just about anything for him. — Anne Rice

Funny Grateful Quotes By W.C. Fields: This job will drive me to drink, and

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. — W.C. Fields

Funny Grateful Quotes By Richard King: Each feature I make is my focus at

Each feature I make is my focus at that time. — Richard King

Funny Grateful Quotes By Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis

Funny Grateful Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me?

I'm going to need to save you."
"Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong

Funny Grateful Quotes By H.L. Burke: as a free woman, I retain the right

as a free woman, I retain the right to be ridiculous whenever I wish. — H.L. Burke

Funny Grateful Quotes By Charlie Kaufman: My time on the set is the least

My time on the set is the least of my involvement. Most of my time is in pre-production and post-production. — Charlie Kaufman

Funny Grateful Quotes By Julianne Donaldson: Are you ready for your lesson in romance?

Are you ready for your lesson in romance? Philip asked with a teasing gleam in his eye. — Julianne Donaldson

Funny Grateful Quotes By Timothy Keller: Like a baby learning language, we learn how

Like a baby learning language, we learn how to communicate with God by listening to His words first. — Timothy Keller

Funny Grateful Quotes By Jim Norton: You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

Funny Grateful Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: He will hold thee, when his passion shall

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Funny Grateful Quotes By Hayden Thorne: Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

Funny Grateful Quotes By Kyle Kinane: I am somehow allowed by the universe to

I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. — Kyle Kinane

Funny Grateful Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: There isn't, even now, a great tradition of

There isn't, even now, a great tradition of novel-writing in Afghanistan. Most of the literature is in the form of poetry. — Khaled Hosseini