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Funny Grandma Quotes & Sayings

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I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day. — Utada Hikaru

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

As a competitor and an athlete, you love that you get to go back and challenge someone, especially the world champs. — Tony Romo

We are in the world where the longing mountains are the most grounded. — Sorin Cerin

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

Our brains are hardwired to think in terms of place and to associate psychic value or meaning to the places we inhabit. — Colin Dickey

Marriage is the union of two 'I's to form a 'V'. Both 'I's have to tilt equally to make a good 'V'. 'I's standing tall can never make a 'V'. — Ashok Kallarakkal

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

I learned more about God from the tears of homeless mothers than any systematic theology ever taught me. — Shane Claiborne

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma."
"You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma. — Kami Garcia