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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor. — Jaleigh Johnson

Oh, torture. Is this purgatory, and if it is, why is it so much like the first grade? — Margaret Atwood

And turnips - endless ruptured turnips. — Merrie Haskell

Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time. — Karl Marx

we don't live in Plato's Commonwealth, and when we can't have perfection we ought to comply with the measure that is least remote from it. — Bernard Bailyn

There is no better guide to this world than oblivion. — Sorin Cerin

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

Do you ever tell the truth?"
"Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated. — Gemma Halliday

I'm a citizen of the only righteous nation in the Universe-the Kingdom of Jesus Christ! — David Berg

This is the only perfection there is, the perfection of helping others. — Andre Agassi

She must be in eighth grade
maybe seventh. She's old enough to wear make-up, but she hasn't figured out yet how to wear it well. — David Levithan

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?"
"I know - it's a dream come true! — Joel N. Ross

Could it be that goodness waxes and wanes like the moon, and that only evil is constant? — Alan Bradley

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

In third grade I thought I loved her - by sixth grade, I was sure of it — Emma Chase

After an hour the score was:
Quancita - 34
Radiz - 51
Sally - froglegs
Perla - 9 and 21
Me - hoo-hoo-hooo — Joel N. Ross

What are you doing?" I asked Loretta.
"Stabbing a cushion," she told me. — Joel N. Ross

I wondered why humans were even given the gift of speech at all. We no longer needed it; we've forgotten to talk about anything. We only waste it. — Rasmenia Massoud

Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross

People who imagine themselves to be self-made seldom enjoy examining the process of manufacture in detail. — Richard Russo

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. — Denis Markell

Eleanor Gordon was the most sophisticated in their crowd. She read The New Yorker. — Judy Blume

Old teachers never die, they just grade away. — Henny Youngman

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

Take away the Mass, destroy the Church. — Martin Luther

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. — Adam Sandler

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier. — Jaleigh Johnson

How do you start you ask? You start by starting. — Rick Ward

I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it. — Merrie Haskell

He was a professional doing an unpleasant job. — James S.A. Corey

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross