Funny Google Quotes

Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Funny Google

  1. Home
    2. ›
  2. Funny Google Quotes

Funny Google Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Google quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold
Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre
America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan
I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them — Andy Borowitz
Of course [I'm a feminist]. And everyone I know is a feminist. — Chelsea Clinton
Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death. — Ted Nelson
You must really begin to harden yourself to the idea of being worth looking at. — Jane Austen
I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly
The causal body is the determining factor in the changes that occur within your structure or growth rate. — Frederick Lenz
A miserable person always attracts miseries, but a joyful person seems to find joy in miseries. — Debasish Mridha
Risk being seen in all of your glory. — Jim Carrey
I closed my eyes, sucked in breath and felt like a slut.
This was mainly because I was acting like one. — Kristen Ashley
We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it. — Peter Drucker
In youth, you want someone to build a life with. After fifty, you just want someone who can handle salt. — Rodney Ross
I want to leave a mark.

But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. — John Green
If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Authors | Topics | About | Contact | Policy | Sitemap

Copyright © 2025 Wise Famous Quotes. All Rights Reserved.