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Funny Google Quotes By Jonathan Gold: It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship

It's funny how everyone has a bizarre relationship with Google. The knowledge is there, but no one knows how to use it right. — Jonathan Gold

Funny Google Quotes By Jeevagan Nagarajan: Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people,

Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world — Jeevagan Nagarajan

Funny Google Quotes By James Jean-Pierre: it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. — James Jean-Pierre

Funny Google Quotes By Robin Sloan: America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers.

America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want. — Robin Sloan

Funny Google Quotes By Anyta Sunday: I love to stalk. I love to stalk

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Funny Google Quotes By Andy Borowitz: If you are friends with the wrong people,

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them — Andy Borowitz

Funny Google Quotes By Chelsea Clinton: Of course [I'm a feminist]. And everyone I

Of course [I'm a feminist]. And everyone I know is a feminist. — Chelsea Clinton

Funny Google Quotes By Ted Nelson: Telling computer guys that they need to have

Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death. — Ted Nelson

Funny Google Quotes By Jane Austen: You must really begin to harden yourself to

You must really begin to harden yourself to the idea of being worth looking at. — Jane Austen

Funny Google Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I want my online content to be so

I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son! — Ryan Lilly

Funny Google Quotes By Frederick Lenz: The causal body is the determining factor in

The causal body is the determining factor in the changes that occur within your structure or growth rate. — Frederick Lenz

Funny Google Quotes By Debasish Mridha: A miserable person always attracts miseries, but a

A miserable person always attracts miseries, but a joyful person seems to find joy in miseries. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Google Quotes By Jim Carrey: Risk being seen in all of your glory.

Risk being seen in all of your glory. — Jim Carrey

Funny Google Quotes By Kristen Ashley: I closed my eyes, sucked in breath and

I closed my eyes, sucked in breath and felt like a slut.
This was mainly because I was acting like one. — Kristen Ashley

Funny Google Quotes By Peter Drucker: We know nothing about motivation. All we can

We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it. — Peter Drucker

Funny Google Quotes By Rodney Ross: In youth, you want someone to build a

In youth, you want someone to build a life with. After fifty, you just want someone who can handle salt. — Rodney Ross

Funny Google Quotes By John Green: I want to leave a mark.But Van Houten:

I want to leave a mark.

But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars. — John Green

Funny Google Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Funny Google Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead